Franchise · #14 all-time
Let’s Tuch About Sex
Derek · 24-51-11 · 4 seasons
The record#14 all-time
.343win rate
- Record
- 24-51-11 · 4 seasons
Tradessince Jan 1, 2024
10deals on file
- Assets
- 23 assets in · 22 out
Keepers & the farm5 lists filed
Akeeper corps · #2 of 14
- Farm system
- A #3 of 14 · 8 prospects
Offers
trades on the table · the marketAgainst the field
where this franchise sits in the league rangeWin %
Trades
Trade partners
biggest deal 8 assets · most with Anthony (3 deals)Trade partners
The Haul
got Jonathan Drouin, Mats Zuccarello, 2025 Round 6 pick (traded from Let’s Tuch About Sex), 2025 Round 6 pick
Every deal, newest first10 trades
Hobgoblin Ale
gets Jonathan Huberdeau, Artturi Lehkonen, 2025 Round 13 pick (traded from Hobgoblin Ale), 2025 Round 13 pick
Let’s Tuch About Sex
gets Jonathan Drouin, Mats Zuccarello, 2025 Round 6 pick (traded from Let’s Tuch About Sex), 2025 Round 6 pick
Roswell UFOs
gets Mathieu Olivier, 2025 Round 18 pick
Let’s Tuch About Sex
gets 2025 Round 5 pick (traded from Hughes & Hughes Trading Cards)
The Buds
gets Nikolaj Ehlers, Thomas Harley, 2025 Round 9 pick, 2025 Round 19 pick
Let’s Tuch About Sex
gets Ian Cole, Zach Benson, 2025 Round 2 pick, 2025 Round 4 pick
Hobgoblin Ale
gets 2025 Round 2 pick, 2025 Round 6 pick
Let’s Tuch About Sex
gets Noah Dobson, 2025 Round 13 pick, 2025 Round 17 pick (traded from Roswell UFOs)
Roswell UFOs
gets 2025 Round 3 pick
Samzynov and the Boys
gets 2025 Round 12 pick
Roswell UFOs
gets 2024 Round 17 pick
Samzynov and the Boys
gets Thomas Harley, 2024 Round 19 pick (traded from Hobgoblin Ale)
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gets Nick Foligno, 2024 Round 18 pick
Samzynov and the Boys
gets Kirill Marchenko, 2024 Round 6 pick
Samzynov and the Boys
gets Corey Perry, 2024 Round 7 pick
Stu Where's Makar?
gets Keegan Kolesar, 2024 Round 19 pick
Miro Miro On The Wall
gets Morgan Rielly, 2024 Round 9 pick
Samzynov and the Boys
gets Mika Zibanejad, 2024 Round 5 pick
Samzynov and the Boys
gets Zach Werenski, 2024 Round 4 pick
The Buds
gets Darnell Nurse, 2024 Round 8 pick
Keeper history
every list this franchise has filed| Season | Franchise | Kept | Keepers | Rookies | Prospects | Held over | New | Where it finished |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2022-23 | Samzynov and the Boys | 17 | 8 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 17 | 13 of 14 · 1 elite |
| 2023-24 | Samzynov and the Boys | 11 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 2 | 12 of 14 · 1 elite |
| 2024-25 | Samzynov and the Boys | 13 | 8 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 9 | 10 of 14 · 1 elite |
| 2025-26 | Let’s Tuch About Sex | 15 | 8 | 2 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 3 of 14 · 2 elite |
| 2026-27 | Let’s Tuch About Sex | 17 | 8 | 2 | 7 | 13 | 4 | 2 of 14 · 2 elite |
2026-27 · Let’s Tuch About Sex17 kept
| Player | Slot | Pos | Since | Years | Also kept by | League total | Tier that season |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Connor McDavid | Keeper | C | 2022-23 | 5 | Marcus, Phil | 9 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 5% · F #1 |
| Cutter Gauthier | Keeper | LW | 2026-27 | 1 | Dylan, James | 3 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 35% · F #20 |
| Alex Tuch | Keeper | RW | 2023-24 | 4 | Troy | 5 seasons · 2 GMs | outside top 65% · F #89 |
| Clayton Keller | Keeper | FLEX | 2023-24 | 4 | Quintin | 6 seasons · 2 GMs | Top 35% · F #30 |
| Mika Zibanejad | Keeper | FLEX | 2024-25 | 3 | Anthony, Marcus, Rolando | 8 seasons · 4 GMs | Top 65% · F #47 |
| Noah Dobson | Keeper | D | 2025-26 | 2 | Alex, David, Marcus | 7 seasons · 4 GMs | Top 65% · D #26 |
| Zach Werenski | Keeper | D | 2024-25 | 3 | Anthony, Artur, David, Rolando | 8 seasons · 5 GMs | Top 5% · D #2 |
| Ilya Sorokin | Keeper | G | 2025-26 | 2 | Alex | 6 seasons · 2 GMs | Top 35% · G #4 |
| Adam Fantilli | Rookie | C | 2024-25 | 3 | — | 3 seasons · 1 GM | Top 65% · F #43 |
| Axel Sandin-Pellikka | Rookie | D | 2024-25 | 3 | — | 3 seasons · 1 GM | outside top 65% |
| Jake O'Brien | Prospect | C | 2026-27 | 1 | — | 1 season · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Konsta Helenius | Prospect | C | 2025-26 | 2 | — | 2 seasons · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Michael Hage | Prospect | C | 2025-26 | 2 | — | 2 seasons · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Porter Martone | Prospect | RW | 2026-27 | 1 | — | 1 season · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Rutger McGroarty | Prospect | RW | 2025-26 | 2 | — | 2 seasons · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Kashawn Aitcheson | Prospect | D | 2026-27 | 1 | — | 1 season · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Owen Pickering | Prospect | D | 2024-25 | 3 | — | 3 seasons · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
2025-26 · Let’s Tuch About Sex15 kept
| Player | Slot | Pos | Since | Years | Also kept by | League total | Tier that season |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Connor McDavid | Keeper | C | 2022-23 | 4 | Marcus, Phil | 9 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 5% · F #1 |
| Mason Marchment | Keeper | LW | 2025-26 | 1 | — | 1 season · 1 GM | Top 65% · F #124 |
| Alex Tuch | Keeper | RW | 2023-24 | 3 | Troy | 5 seasons · 2 GMs | Top 35% · F #64 |
| Clayton Keller | Keeper | FLEX | 2023-24 | 3 | Quintin | 6 seasons · 2 GMs | Top 15% · F #16 |
| Mika Zibanejad | Keeper | FLEX | 2024-25 | 2 | Anthony, Marcus, Rolando | 8 seasons · 4 GMs | Top 35% · F #42 |
| Noah Dobson | Keeper | D | 2025-26 | 1 | Alex, David, Marcus | 7 seasons · 4 GMs | Top 65% · D #33 |
| Zach Werenski | Keeper | D | 2024-25 | 2 | Anthony, Artur, David, Rolando | 8 seasons · 5 GMs | Top 15% · D #6 |
| Ilya Sorokin | Keeper | G | 2025-26 | 1 | Alex | 6 seasons · 2 GMs | Top 5% · G #1 |
| Adam Fantilli | Rookie | F | 2024-25 | 2 | — | 3 seasons · 1 GM | Top 35% · F #69 |
| Zach Benson | Rookie | F | 2025-26 | 1 | Aaron | 2 seasons · 2 GMs | Top 65% · F #148 |
| Konsta Helenius | Prospect | F | 2025-26 | 1 | — | 2 seasons · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Michael Hage | Prospect | F | 2025-26 | 1 | — | 2 seasons · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Rutger McGroarty | Prospect | F | 2025-26 | 1 | — | 2 seasons · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Axel Sandin-Pellikka | Prospect | D | 2024-25 | 2 | — | 3 seasons · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Owen Pickering | Prospect | D | 2024-25 | 2 | — | 3 seasons · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
2024-25 · Samzynov and the Boys13 kept
| Player | Slot | Pos | Since | Years | Also kept by | League total | Tier that season |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Connor McDavid | Keeper | C | 2022-23 | 3 | Marcus, Phil | 9 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 15% · F #18 |
| Tanner Jeannot | Keeper | LW | 2022-23 | 3 | — | 3 seasons · 1 GM | outside top 65% |
| Alex Tuch | Keeper | RW | 2023-24 | 2 | Troy | 5 seasons · 2 GMs | Top 35% · F #59 |
| Clayton Keller | Keeper | FLEX | 2023-24 | 2 | Quintin | 6 seasons · 2 GMs | Top 15% · F #13 |
| Mika Zibanejad | Keeper | FLEX | 2024-25 | 1 | Anthony, Marcus, Rolando | 8 seasons · 4 GMs | Top 65% · F #117 |
| Thomas Harley | Keeper | D | 2024-25 | 1 | David | 2 seasons · 2 GMs | Top 35% · D #18 |
| Zach Werenski | Keeper | D | 2024-25 | 1 | Anthony, Artur, David, Rolando | 8 seasons · 5 GMs | Top 5% · D #2 |
| Cam Talbot | Keeper | G | 2024-25 | 1 | Artur | 3 seasons · 2 GMs | Top 65% · G #28 |
| Adam Fantilli | Rookie | F | 2024-25 | 1 | — | 3 seasons · 1 GM | Top 65% · F #129 |
| Simon Nemec | Rookie | D | 2024-25 | 1 | — | 1 season · 1 GM | outside top 65% |
| Rudger McGroaty | Prospect | F | 2024-25 | 1 | — | 1 season · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Axel Sandin-Pellikka | Prospect | D | 2024-25 | 1 | — | 3 seasons · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Owen Pickering | Prospect | D | 2024-25 | 1 | — | 3 seasons · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
2023-24 · Samzynov and the Boys11 kept
| Player | Slot | Pos | Since | Years | Also kept by | League total | Tier that season |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Connor McDavid | Keeper | C | 2022-23 | 2 | Marcus, Phil | 9 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 5% · F #9 |
| Clayton Keller | Keeper | LW | 2023-24 | 1 | Quintin | 6 seasons · 2 GMs | Top 15% · F #35 |
| Alex Tuch | Keeper | RW | 2023-24 | 1 | Troy | 5 seasons · 2 GMs | Top 35% · F #54 |
| Pierre-Luc Dubois | Keeper | FLEX | 2022-23 | 2 | James, Phil | 5 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 65% · F #112 |
| Tanner Jeannot | Keeper | FLEX | 2022-23 | 2 | — | 3 seasons · 1 GM | outside top 65% |
| Darnell Nurse | Keeper | D | 2022-23 | 2 | Artur, Phil | 4 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 65% · D #25 |
| Morgan Rielly | Keeper | D | 2022-23 | 2 | Marcus, Phil | 8 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 65% · D #24 |
| Ilya Samsonov | Keeper | G | 2022-23 | 2 | Aaron, Adam, Troy | 5 seasons · 4 GMs | Top 35% · G #23 |
| Cole Perfetti | Rookie | F | 2022-23 | 2 | David | 3 seasons · 2 GMs | outside top 65% · F #185 |
| Kaiden Guhle | Rookie | D | 2022-23 | 2 | — | 2 seasons · 1 GM | outside top 65% |
| Cayden Primeau | Prospect | — | 2022-23 | 2 | Phil | 3 seasons · 2 GMs | — graded on the farm board |
2022-23 · Samzynov and the Boys17 kept
| Player | Slot | Pos | Since | Years | Also kept by | League total | Tier that season |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Connor McDavid | Keeper | C | 2022-23 | 1 | Marcus, Phil | 9 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 5% · F #1 |
| Ivan Barbashev | Keeper | LW | 2022-23 | 1 | — | 1 season · 1 GM | outside top 65% · F #154 |
| Tanner Jeannot | Keeper | RW | 2022-23 | 1 | — | 3 seasons · 1 GM | outside top 65% |
| Pierre-Luc Dubois | Keeper | FLEX | 2022-23 | 1 | James, Phil | 5 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 35% · F #55 |
| Tomas Hertl | Keeper | FLEX | 2022-23 | 1 | Matt, Phil | 4 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 65% · F #83 |
| Darnell Nurse | Keeper | D | 2022-23 | 1 | Artur, Phil | 4 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 35% · D #18 |
| Morgan Rielly | Keeper | D | 2022-23 | 1 | Marcus, Phil | 8 seasons · 3 GMs | outside top 65% · D #47 |
| Ilya Samsonov | Keeper | G | 2022-23 | 1 | Aaron, Adam, Troy | 5 seasons · 4 GMs | Top 35% · G #12 |
| Connor McMichael | Rookie | F | 2022-23 | 1 | Phil | 2 seasons · 2 GMs | outside top 65% |
| Trevor Zegras | Rookie | F | 2022-23 | 1 | David, Phil | 4 seasons · 3 GMs | Top 35% · F #49 |
| Cole Perfetti | Prospect | F | 2022-23 | 1 | David | 3 seasons · 2 GMs | — graded on the farm board |
| Jakub Pelletier | Prospect | F | 2022-23 | 1 | — | 1 season · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Kaiden Guhle | Prospect | F | 2022-23 | 1 | — | 2 seasons · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Calen Addison | Prospect | D | 2022-23 | 1 | — | 1 season · 1 GM | — graded on the farm board |
| Philip Broberg | Prospect | D | 2022-23 | 1 | Phil | 2 seasons · 2 GMs | — graded on the farm board |
| Ryan Merkley | Prospect | D | 2022-23 | 1 | Phil | 4 seasons · 2 GMs | — graded on the farm board |
| Cayden Primeau | Prospect | G | 2022-23 | 1 | Phil | 3 seasons · 2 GMs | — graded on the farm board |
This year's declaration
- Status
- ✓ Locked in
- What's left
- ✓ nothing left to file
- Keepers
- 8/8
- Prospects
- 6
- Golden prospect
- Porter Martone
- Buy-in
- ✓ paid
Current roster20 players
| Player | NHL club | Pos | Age | Qualifies for |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Adam Fantilli | CBJ | C | 21 | C · FLEX · ROOKIE |
| Alex Ovechkin | WSH | LW,RW | 40 | LW · RW · FLEX |
| Alex Tuch | WSH | LW,RW | 29 | LW · RW · FLEX |
| Alexis Lafreniere | NYR | LW,RW | 24 | LW · RW · FLEX |
| Anton Lundell | FLA | C | 24 | C · FLEX |
| Charlie Coyle | CBJ | C | 34 | C · FLEX |
| Clayton Keller | UTA | LW,RW | 27 | LW · RW · FLEX |
| Connor Brown | NJ | RW | 32 | RW · FLEX |
| Connor McDavid | EDM | C | 29 | C · FLEX |
| Cutter Gauthier | ANA | C,LW,RW | 22 | C · LW · RW · FLEX |
| Mason Marchment | SJ | LW | 30 | LW · FLEX |
| Mika Zibanejad | NYR | C,RW | 32 | C · RW · FLEX |
| Noah Cates | PHI | C | 27 | C · FLEX |
| Viktor Arvidsson | DET | LW,RW | 33 | LW · RW · FLEX |
| Aaron Ekblad | FLA | D | 30 | D · FLEX |
| Filip Hronek | VAN | D | 28 | D · FLEX |
| Noah Dobson | MTL | D | 26 | D · FLEX |
| Zach Werenski | CBJ | D | 28 | D · FLEX |
| Casey DeSmith | DAL | G | 34 | G · FLEX |
| Ilya Sorokin | NYI | G | 30 | G · FLEX |
Franchise names
the name changes, the record follows the GM
Let’s Tuch About SexSamzynov and the Boys
- 2022-23
- Samzynov and the Boys
- 2023-24
- Samzynov and the Boys
- 2024-25
- Samzynov and the Boys
- 2025-26
- Let’s Tuch About Sex
- 2026-27
- Let’s Tuch About Sex