The Banners
every podium since 2015| Season | Champion | Runner-up | Third | Note |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2015-16 | Atul | James | Jamie | |
| 2016-17 | Alex | Anthony | Marcus | |
| 2017-18 | Myles | Johnny | James | First Keeper Season |
| 2018-19 | Rolando | Johnny | James | |
| 2019-20 — season cancelled · no champion | ||||
| 2020-21 | Aaron | James | Anthony | |
| 2021-22 | Alex | Anthony | James | |
| 2022-23 | Artur | Anthony | Alex | |
| 2023-24 | Marcus | Alex | Artur | |
| 2024-25 | Anthony | Aaron | Alex | |
| 2025-26 | Alex | Anthony | Marcus | |
The Mantel
hardware by general manager ★ title · ☆ runner-up · · third| GM | Hardware | G | S | B | Podiums | Last title | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alex | ★★★☆·· | 3 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 2025-26 | Active |
| Anthony | ★☆☆☆☆· | 1 | 4 | 1 | 6 | 2024-25 | Active |
| Aaron | ★☆ | 1 | 1 | — | 2 | 2020-21 | Active |
| Marcus | ★·· | 1 | — | 2 | 3 | 2023-24 | Active |
| Artur | ★· | 1 | — | 1 | 2 | 2022-23 | Active |
| Atul | ★ | 1 | — | — | 1 | 2015-16 | Active |
| Myles | ★ | 1 | — | — | 1 | 2017-18 | Former |
| Rolando | ★ | 1 | — | — | 1 | 2018-19 | Former |
| James | ☆☆··· | — | 2 | 3 | 5 | never | Active |
| Johnny | ☆☆ | — | 2 | — | 2 | never | Former |
| Jamie | · | — | — | 1 | 1 | never | Former |
| Chris | · | — | — | — | 0 | never | Active |
| Derek | · | — | — | — | 0 | never | Active |
| Quintin | · | — | — | — | 0 | never | Active |
The Mantelbanners, podiums and the long waits between themThe Banners →8 awards
The Trade Deskten ways to be remembered on the phoneThe Trade Desk →10 awards
The HagglerDavid2.46 assets back per deal — the best return in the leagueNever overpays. Minimum ten trades.
The Talent MagnetArtur48% of his haul is players, not picks — the highest share goingTrades for names, not lottery tickets.
Deadline SniperQuintin84% of his deals land in the February–March crunchSilent all winter, lethal in the spring. Minimum ten trades.
The Inner CircleQuintinjust 8 trade partners across 25 tradesOnly deals with people he trusts. Minimum fifteen trades.
The BoomerangAnthony22 players re-acquired after letting them go — Adrian Kempe, Arber Xhekaj, Barrett Hayton…Can't say goodbye. Computed from the full trade-tree archive.
The Farmwho is building and who is notThe FBAHL →4 awards
The Golden RushThe league13 of 14 golden prospects declaredOne per team, any 2025-or-later draftee.
The Rosterthe strongest eight on paperThe Keeper Board →1 award
Best Keeper CorpsAlexGrade A+ — 56 points of NHL-ranked talent in eight slotsThe strongest eight on paper, off the NHL.com positional ranks.
All-Time Standings
ten seasons of regular season hockey sortable| # | Team | GM | Division | Record | Seasons | Points | Win % | G | S | B | Last title |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Stu Where's Makar? | James | Somerset | 120-65-18 | 10 | 258 | .635 | — | 2 | 3 | never |
| 2 | Hobgoblin Ale | Alex | Chapel | 120-67-16 | 10 | 256 | .631 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 2025-26 |
| 3 | Caufield Of Dreams | Marcus | Chapel | 102-62-18 | 9 | 222 | .610 | 1 | — | 2 | 2023-24 |
| 4 | Roswell UFOs | Anthony | Chapel | 102-64-16 | 9 | 220 | .604 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 2024-25 |
| 5 | Legia Brosawa | Artur | Somerset | 93-72-17 | 9 | 203 | .558 | 1 | — | 1 | 2022-23 |
| 6 | Dusty Gooch | Dylan | Chapel | 56-57-9 | 6 | 121 | .496 | — | — | — | never |
| 7 | The Buds | Aaron | Somerset | 63-68-11 | 7 | 137 | .482 | 1 | 1 | — | 2020-21 |
| 8 | Bros Before Ahos | David | Somerset | 37-42-7 | 4 | 81 | .471 | — | — | — | never |
| 9 | Beaches Bandits 🦝 | Troy | Somerset | 87-100-16 | 10 | 190 | .468 | — | — | — | never |
| 10 | My Team is Mostly Ass | Chris | Chapel | 36-46-4 | 4 | 76 | .442 | — | — | — | never |
| 11 | Faulk Me | Atul | Somerset | 72-110-21 | 10 | 165 | .406 | 1 | — | — | 2015-16 |
| 12 | Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto | Matt | Chapel | 54-90-18 | 8 | 126 | .389 | — | — | — | never |
| 13 | Quintin's Team | Quintin | Chapel | 58-115-9 | 9 | 125 | .343 | — | — | — | never |
| 14 | Let’s Tuch About Sex | Derek | Somerset | 24-51-11 | 4 | 59 | .343 | — | — | — | never |
The division view Chapel & Somerset
Chapel
| # | Team | Record | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Hobgoblin Ale | 120-67-16 | 256 |
| 3 | Caufield Of Dreams | 102-62-18 | 222 |
| 4 | Roswell UFOs | 102-64-16 | 220 |
| 6 | Dusty Gooch | 56-57-9 | 121 |
| 10 | My Team is Mostly Ass | 36-46-4 | 76 |
| 12 | Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto | 54-90-18 | 126 |
| 13 | Quintin's Team | 58-115-9 | 125 |
Somerset
| # | Team | Record | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Stu Where's Makar? | 120-65-18 | 258 |
| 5 | Legia Brosawa | 93-72-17 | 203 |
| 7 | The Buds | 63-68-11 | 137 |
| 8 | Bros Before Ahos | 37-42-7 | 81 |
| 9 | Beaches Bandits 🦝 | 87-100-16 | 190 |
| 11 | Faulk Me | 72-110-21 | 165 |
| 14 | Let’s Tuch About Sex | 24-51-11 | 59 |
Stories in the numbers
the full trophy case lives on the GMs page🔥 The heater.Alex has hit the podium five seasons running, 2021-22 through 2025-26, with two titles inside the streak. Nobody else has strung together more than two.
🥈 The silver stack.Anthony owns four runner-up finishes, the most in league history, and Alex was the one in front for three of them.
🥉 The bronze age.James owns three third-place finishes, the most in the league. The podium clearly likes him; the top step is next.
🤝 The peacemaker.Atul has 21 all-time ties, the most in the league. That is a full season of shaking hands and walking away.
📸 The photo finish.Quintin .3434, Derek .3430: after ten seasons, four ten-thousandths of a point decide who finishes last. The tightest race anywhere on the table.
🎲 The parity banner.Ten banners, eight different names, and nobody has ever gone back to back. Alex is the only GM to win it more than once.